دوشنبه ۰۱ اردیبهشت ۰۴

short story

۳ بازديد
 
The Talking Dog
 
One day, a man was walking through the park when he saw a dog sitting on a bench, wearing sunglasses. The dog looked very cool, so the man approached him and asked, "Hey, are you a special dog?"
 
The dog replied, "Well, I guess you could say that. I can talk!"
 
The man was shocked. "What? You can talk?"
 
The dog nodded. "Yes, I can. And I’ve had an exciting life. I’ve worked as a spy, a detective, and even a movie star!"
 
The man could hardly believe it. "No way! How did you end up sitting on a bench in the park?"
 
The dog sighed. "It’s a long story. But mostly because no one believes me when I say I can talk. I think I should get an Oscar for my acting in Detective Dog!"
 
The man laughed and said, "Well, if you're really a movie star, can you tell me what’s going to happen in my future?"
 
The dog smiled and said, "You’ll be late for dinner if you keep standing here talking to me."
 
The man chuckled and walked away, realizing that sometimes, the best conversations are with the most unexpected characters.
 
 
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ترجمه فارسی:
 
سگ سخنگو
 
روزی روزگاری، مردی در حال قدم زدن در پارک بود که ناگهان دید سگی روی یک نیمکت نشسته و عینک آفتابی به چشم دارد. سگ خیلی باکلاس به نظر می‌رسید، بنابراین مرد به سمتش رفت و از او پرسید: "هی، تو سگ خاصی هستی؟"
 
سگ جواب داد: "خب، می‌تونم بگم که هستم. من می‌تونم صحبت کنم!"
 
مرد شوکه شد. "چی؟ تو می‌تونی صحبت کنی؟"
 
سگ سرش را تکان داد. "بله، می‌تونم. و من یه زندگی هیجان‌انگیز داشتم. به عنوان جاسوس، کارآگاه و حتی ستاره سینما کار کرده‌ام!"
 
مرد به سختی می‌توانست باور کند. "مطمئنی؟ چطور شد که روی این نیمکت توی پارک نشستی؟"
 
سگ آه کشید. "این یه داستان طولانیه. ولی بیشتر به این خاطر که هیچ‌کس وقتی می‌گم می‌تونم حرف بزنم، باور نمی‌کنه. فکر می‌کنم باید یه جایزه اسکار برای بازی‌ام در سگ کارآگاه بگیرم!"
 
مرد خندید و گفت: "خب، اگه واقعا ستاره سینما هستی، می‌تونی بگی آینده من چی میشه؟"
 
سگ لبخند زد و گفت: "اگه همینطور اینجا وایسی و با من حرف بزنی، برای شام دیر می‌رسی."
 
مرد خندید و از آنجا رفت، متوجه شد که بعضی وقت‌ها بهترین گفتگوها با عجیب‌ترین شخصیت‌هاست.

A few tasteless jokes

۴ بازديد
Why don't eggs joke with each other? Because they might crack.
Why don't skeletons fight? Because they don't have the heart or courage.

یک داستان انگلیسی

۴ بازديد
Here's a short story in English with its Persian translation:
English: Once upon a time, there was a little bird named Charlie. Charlie lived in a big tree with his family. One day, a strong wind blew, and Charlie was blown far away from his home. He was scared and didn't know how to get back. After flying for hours, he saw a kind old owl. The owl said, "Don't worry, little bird. I will help you find your way home."
The owl guided Charlie through the forest, past the big river, and over the mountains. Finally, after a long journey, they arrived back at Charlie's tree. Charlie was so happy and thanked the owl. He learned that even when you feel lost, help can come from the most unexpected places.